While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
