Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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