no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
