We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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