he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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