It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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