Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
We named our party play list daddy issues
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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