its not stalking. its research.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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