Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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