I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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