we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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