So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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