my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
