My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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