love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
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Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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