Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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