I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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