Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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