well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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