can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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