Do vagina's smell?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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