I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize
