But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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