I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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