Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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