You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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