Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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