If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
and she was petting her beer can
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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