Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
