It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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