go do what you do best...puke behind churches
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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