Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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