you traded sex for a burrito?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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