the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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