Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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