# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Acid is not a monday night drug
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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