I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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