You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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