I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
