It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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