I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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