I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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