nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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