The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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