is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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