i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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