new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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