Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i out mim tonsoeep
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