Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
