i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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