My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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