Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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