if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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