You surviving the open bar?
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his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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