I smell stomach acid.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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