Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
My hand turned me down
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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